The Outlet

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.
-- Frieda Norris

realterezipyrope:

person: u should like more colours

me: image

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andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 
The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.
Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.
The End.

dump her

sneakyfeets:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 

The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.

Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.

The End.

dump her

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Bag of Chips = 100% Air.

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elizawinn:

I just got two really hot babes for my #wcw this week!! Omg I feel so #popular!! Lol love these two beautiful ladies!! 💕💕💕💕💕 @emilydearheart and @maeganmachine

elizawinn:

I just got two really hot babes for my #wcw this week!! Omg I feel so #popular!! Lol love these two beautiful ladies!! 💕💕💕💕💕 @emilydearheart and @maeganmachine

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yolucas:

most accurate representation of World War Two ever

AMERICA STILL MAKES ME LAUGH IM SORRY

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biohazardouswaste:

Sing it.

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Yeeey!

this is really good quality wow

I am pleased by this post and the audio and its quality 

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO quality

I am not ashamed that I sung every word of this……even the parts that aren’t  words.  

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